🐶 Animal Jokes
Jokes about animals and pets.
Bear Chase
Two friends are walking through the forest.
Suddenly, a bear appears.
The pessimist says, "We’re doomed!"
The optimist says, "Don’t worry, we can outrun him!"
They both start running.
The pessimist looks back and says, "I just have to run faster than you."
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