🐶 Animal Jokes

Talking Dog for Sale

A guy sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for Sale." Curious, he walks in and asks the owner, "What’s the story with the dog?"

The owner points to the dog and says, "Go ahead, ask him."

The man looks at the dog and asks, "Can you really talk?"

"Yep," the dog replies.

"So, what’s your story?"

The dog says, "Well, I discovered I could talk when I was young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time, they had me jetting all over the world, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders because no one would ever suspect a talking dog. I was their most valuable agent for years."

"Then I got tired of the travel and decided to settle down. I started teaching college courses on espionage and linguistics."

The guy is amazed and asks the owner, "Why on earth are you selling him?"

The owner replies, "Because he’s a liar! He hasn’t done any of that."