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Jokes about historical occurrences.

Julius Caesar walks into a bar.

Julius Caesar walks into a bar.

“I’ll have a martinus,” he says.

The bartender asks, “You mean martini?”

Caesar replies, “If I wanted a double, I’d have said so.”

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