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Kid and Math difference

A kid was sent home from school one day. Dad asks what for.

Kid says "Teacher asked what three times four is, and I said twelve."

Dad says "but that's correct."

Kid says " I know, but then she asked what four times three is."

Dad says " What's the fucking difference?"

Kid says "That's exactly what I said!'

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