💑 Relationship / Marriage Jokes

A man suspected his wife was

A man suspected his wife was losing her hearing. To test it, he stood behind her and said softly, “Can you hear me, honey?” No answer.
He moved closer. “Can you hear me now?”
Still nothing. Finally, he whispered right behind her ear, “Can you hear me now?”
She turned around and said, “For the third time, YES.”