💑 Relationship / Marriage Jokes
Jokes about relationship and marriage.
My wife hates my alarm clock.
My wife hates my alarm clock. Every morning when it rings, she elbows me and says, “Turn it off!”
So I finally did — for good.
Now, instead of an alarm, I wake up to her saying, “Why are you still here?”
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