💑 Relationship / Marriage Jokes
Jokes about relationship and marriage.
My wife reads her horoscope every
My wife reads her horoscope every morning.
Yesterday she said, “It says today I should avoid arguments.”
I smiled and said, “Good idea.”
She glared and said, “Don’t tell me what to do.”
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