💑 Relationship / Marriage Jokes
Jokes about relationship and marriage.
My wife told me she’d be
My wife told me she’d be quick at the store — “just a few things.”
Two hours later, I called to check on her.
She said, “Don’t rush me, I’m in the checkout line.”
I asked, “How many people are ahead of you?”
She said, “All of them.”
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