💑 Relationship / Marriage Jokes

Someone sees an old and ugly

Someone sees an old and ugly parrot at a pet store and asks the price on the old bastard. The cashier then tells him that this parrot is worth 5000$. Why?!?! Asks the man in shock. The cashier replies that the parrot was the pet of chuck norris and that he is a well trained guard parrot that is a master of karate. Yeah right replied the man so the cashier takes the parrot out of the cage and points at a sturdy wooden table and shouts. KARATE TABLE!! The parrot jumps in the air KARATE TABLE!!! And smashes the table into sawdust. The man is stunned and can’t believe it. Then the cashier points at a metal door. KARATE DOOR!!! The parrot shouts KARATE DOOR and smashes it in pieces. The man is impressed and buys the parrot. As he gets home his wife looks at the bird and starts yelling at the husband for spending so much money on an old and ugly bird. The man tries to explain “but honey he’s a guard. He knows karate” and the wife shouts in anger KARATE MY ASS.

KARATE ASS!!!!!!!