✈️ Travel / Airport Jokes

On a sightseeing bus, the tour

On a sightseeing bus, the tour guide says, “On your left, you’ll see one of the oldest churches in the city.”
A tourist asks, “How old is it?”
The guide says, “Roughly 400 years.”
The tourist nods, then asks, “Wow… is it still open?”
The guide smiles. “Not since the pandemic of 1625.”