✈️ Travel / Airport Jokes

On a turbulent flight, the captain

On a turbulent flight, the captain comes on the intercom:
“Ladies and gentlemen, we’re experiencing some bumps, but there’s no cause for alarm.”
A few minutes later, the plane jolts violently, and a passenger shouts, “Captain, are we going to crash?!”
The flight attendant says, “Sir, if I knew that, I’d be the captain.”