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The Mother and Daughter Proposition

Man comes home with a beautiful 55 yr old milf for a hookup.

A minute later the sexiest blond haired, big breasted girl in a string bikini comes in and strolls to the kitchen.

"Sorry" the milf says, "that’s my daughter. Pretty amazing isn’t she?"

"Uh y-yea" stammers the man.

With a twinkle in her eye the milf asks: "Hey would you like to have sex with a mother and daughter?"

"Hell yes" replied the man bursting with anticipation.

The milf then walks to the stairs and yells: "Heeeey Mom I got another one, we are coming upstairs!

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