The Bear With No Teeth
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
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Silly jokes do not need to be clever in a serious way. Their job is to be playful, harmless, and just strange enough to make you smile before you can overthink them.
This page is best when you want a lighter mood and a break from jokes that try too hard to be smart.
Why Hummingbirds Hum
Why do hummingbirds hum?
Because they do not know the words.
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The Bragging Contest With No Winner
Three friends were bragging about who has the most sex. The first guy starts, “Y'all ain't got nothing on me! I can go to any bar and bring home a new woman every night! Not only that, but I drive a corvette and have an 8 inch penis! I've slept with more than 1,000 women!”
Second guy fires back, “Oh yeah? Well I’m a top gynecologist at the highest rated hospital in the world. I make $800,000 a year, have patients and nurses who have sex with me every hour I’m at work. All the women compliment me on my 12 inch penis and I've slept with well over 5,000 women.”
Last guy chuckles, “I have you all beat. I fucked over all the website visitors who were expecting a punchline to this joke.”
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The Flies at Dinner
Two flies are sitting on a turd
Two flies are sitting on a turd. One of them farts. The other says "Dude, we're eating here"
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