Doctor Sturgeon
What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy?
A sturgeon.
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Eyebrow Surprise
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
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Mugged by a Coffee Cup
If someone hits you over the head with a coffee cup, have you been mugged?
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UDP Joke
I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it.
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Smallest Drinks
What state has the smallest drinks? Mini-soda.
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The “Sex Machine” Compliment
My wife thinks I’m a sex machine.
She refers to me as a “fucking tool”!
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The Romantic Dinner Attempt
I tried to cook a romantic dinner. The smoke alarm was very supportive.
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Why Work Feels Like Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
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Canada's Loft Apartment
Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.
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Fake Spaghetti
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
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