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Sports jokes are at their best when they borrow from the drama of games without needing you to care deeply about the scoreboard. Fans, players, coaches, and game-day habits all make easy material.

If you like jokes with energy, movement, and a little competitive spirit, this page has plenty to work with.

The Golfer’s Backup Plan

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.

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What Never Moves on the Field

What goes all the way around the baseball field but never moves?
The fence.

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Pickpocket vs Umpire

What’s the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
One steals watches and one watches steals.

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The Rules of Zebra Baseball

What are the rules for zebra baseball?

Three stripes and you’re out.

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The Player Who Misses Every Dunk

What do you call a player that constantly misses slam dunks?

Alley Whoops.

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How Hockey Players Kiss

How do hockey players kiss?

They pucker up.

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Why Pitchers Lift One Leg

Why does a pitcher raise one leg when he throws the ball?

If he raises them both, he’d fall down.

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The Defensive End’s Problem

Why couldn’t the defensive end pass any of his tests?

He was a tackling dummy.

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Why Cinderella Was Bad at Sports

Why was Cinderella bad in sports?

Her coach was a pumpkin and she ran away from the ball.

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