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The Judge says to the defendant, "before I pass sentence, does the accused have anything he would like to say??
The defendant mumbles "F--k all",
The judge doesn't hear him and turns to the clerk of the court and says "what did he say?"
The clerk of the court whispers in the judge's ear "He said f--k all M'lord"
.. the judge hisses back "don't give me that you c--t, I saw his lips move".
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