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Medical and doctor-themed humor.
A lady goes to the doctor complaining that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, warns it’s experimental, and tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes. That night, he jumps up, rakes the food onto the floor, grabs her, and ravages her right there on the table. She later says, "We’re never going back to that restaurant anyway."
If this one landed, there is more of that clean setup-and-punchline style below. Medical jokes usually work best when they stay quick, playful, and easy to follow.
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