The Unexpected Reaction to His Wife's Affair

A man finds his wife in bed with another dude.

Furious, he asks his wife, "WHO IS THIS?!"

The woman, completely unfazed, replies:

"This is the man who paid for your children's school, the renovations on the house, the nice car I bought that you use to go fishing with your mates, and the one who helped you land that well-paying job last year. What do you have to say about that?"

The husband looks at the man for a moment, then shouts:

"COVER HIM! DON'T YOU SEE HE'S GETTING COLD?!"