Coffee Bar Mix-Up
A guy walks into a coffee bar and asks for a strong drink. The barista hands him a double espresso!
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Bar jokes have that old-school rhythm where you already know something is about to go wrong, and that is part of the fun. They usually sound like a story someone starts with full confidence and ends with everyone laughing.
If you like jokes with setups, timing, and a slightly mischievous tone, this category usually delivers.
The Guinness CEO Orders a Coke
4 beer company CEOs walked into a bar…
The CEO of Budweiser ordered a Bud Light.
The CEO of Miller ordered a Miller Light.
The CEO of Coors ordered a Coors Light.
The CEO of Guinness ordered a Coke.
The first three asked the CEO of Guinness why he didn't order a Guinness, to which he replied:
"I figured if you 3 weren't ordering beer it would be rude for me to."
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How Many Bars Do You Work At?
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "I can't serve you, you've had too much already."
The man sighs, leaves through the front door, walks around the corner, and enters through the side door. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender looks at him and says, "Look, buddy, I told you five minutes ago I can't serve you."
The man leaves again, walks around the block, and comes in through the back door. He approaches the bar, looks the bartender dead in the eye, and asks for a drink.
The bartender slams his hand on the counter and yells, "I told you, you're cut off! Get out!"
The man looks at him in utter disbelief and says, "My god, man, just how many bars do you work at?!"
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