Doctor Sturgeon
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Best Clean Jokes for the Whole Family
A handpicked collection of clean family jokes, kid-friendly punchlines, dad jokes, animal jokes, and easy laughs everyone can enjoy together.
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Best Clean Jokes for the Whole Family brings together jokes that fit the same reading mood, with direct links back to the full joke pages and related categories.
Mugged by a Coffee Cup
If someone hits you over the head with a coffee cup, have you been mugged?
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Fake Spaghetti
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
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Outstanding Scarecrow
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
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Kid Explains the Math Difference
A kid was sent home from school one day. Dad asks what for.
Kid says "Teacher asked what three times four is, and I said twelve."
Dad says "but that's correct."
Kid says " I know, but then she asked what four times three is."
Dad says " What's the fucking difference?"
Kid says "That's exactly what I said!'
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Count Cows
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.
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Healthy Anteaters
Why don’t anteaters ever get sick?
Their anty-bodies keep them healthy.
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Battery Therapy Session
My batteries started therapy. They felt drained.
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I Never Make Mistakes
I never make mistakes…I thought I did once; but I was wrong.
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Restaurant on the Moon
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
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Piano by Ear
I used to play piano by ear, now I use my hands.
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