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Short, funny one-liner jokes built for texts, group chats, quick laughs, and moments when you need a joke that lands fast.

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Quick One-Liners to Send to Friends brings together jokes that fit the same reading mood, with direct links back to the full joke pages and related categories.

Mugged by a Coffee Cup

If someone hits you over the head with a coffee cup, have you been mugged?

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Fake Spaghetti

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.

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Outstanding Scarecrow

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.

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Battery Therapy Session

My batteries started therapy. They felt drained.

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I Never Make Mistakes

I never make mistakes…I thought I did once; but I was wrong.

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Restaurant on the Moon

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.

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Lobster Tale

A man dining at a seafood restaurant asked for a lobster tail. The waitress smiled sweetly and said, “Once upon a time, there was this lobster …”

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Piano by Ear

I used to play piano by ear, now I use my hands.

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Two Peanuts in an Alley

Two peanuts were walking down an alley at night. One was a salted.

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Two Soldiers in a Tank

Two soldiers are in a tank, one says to the other "BLURGBLBLURG!"

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Penguin Builds a House

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.

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Impossible to Put Down

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.

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No Body Nose

What do you call a nose without a body? No body nose.

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