Chuck Norris and Death
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago
it just took Death until today to build up the courage to tell him.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago
it just took Death until today to build up the courage to tell him.
I visited Mecca, Medina & Riyadh, guess what I saw?
I Saudi Arabia.
Asked my son what he learned in school today. He said “Gay men like ynoS. Lesbians favour ahamaY, and transgender people prefer esoB.
I knelt down and put my hand on his shoulder and said “Son, those are just backwards stereo types.”
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