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One-liners do not waste time. They arrive, hit, and leave before they can over-explain themselves. That is what makes them great when you want something sharp, memorable, and easy to quote later.

If your favorite kind of joke is the one that fits in a single sentence and still works, this page should feel right.

Cupcake Fight

What did the cupcake say to the fork? You want a piece of me?

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Anti-Gravity Book

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.

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10 Puns Contest

I entered 10 puns in a contest to see which would win. No pun in 10 did.

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Time Traveler Diet

I started a diet as a time traveler. I ate yesterday’s leftovers today!

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Elevator Logic

I pressed the elevator button twice to make it go faster. It didn’t, but at least I looked busy!

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Invisible Shoes

I bought invisible shoes. I can’t find them, but at least they fit perfectly!

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Premature Ejaculation Problem

So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes out of nowhere...

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Velcro Is a Ripoff

Velcro. What a ripoff

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Joke About a Pizza

Wanna hear a joke about a pizza?
Oh never mind its too cheesy.

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How to Make Holy Water

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

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Worst Zoo Ever

I visited the worst zoo today. It only had 1 dog in a cage. It was a Shit-zu.

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