Why Grasshoppers Skip Soccer
Why don’t grasshoppers watch soccer?
They watch cricket, instead.
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Sports jokes are at their best when they borrow from the drama of games without needing you to care deeply about the scoreboard. Fans, players, coaches, and game-day habits all make easy material.
If you like jokes with energy, movement, and a little competitive spirit, this page has plenty to work with.
When a Dinosaur Scores a Goal
What happens when a dinosaur gets a goal?
A dino-score.
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Why Soccer Doesn’t Work in the Jungle
Why can’t you play soccer in the jungle?
There are too many cheetahs!
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The Basketball Player in Trouble
Why did the basketball player go to jail?
Because he shot the ball.
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Why Runners Make Good Students
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Because education pays off in the long run!
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Lighting Up a Soccer Stadium
There’s a way one can easily light up a soccer stadium.
That’s with a soccer match.
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