Saving Time at the Bank
Why did the man bring his watch to the bank? He wanted to save time.
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Work jokes hit differently when you have answered emails you did not want, joined calls that should have been messages, or stared at a spreadsheet long enough to question your life choices. Office humor works because almost everyone recognizes it immediately.
This category is a good place to decompress if your day already came with tabs, deadlines, and unnecessary urgency.
Why Skeletons Avoid HR
Why don’t skeletons work in HR? They don’t have the backbone.
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The Raise Negotiation Strategy
I told my boss three companies were after me, so I needed a raise. He asked which ones. I said: gas, electric, and water.
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Why Employees Bring Ladders
Why do employees always bring a ladder to work? Because the job has its ups and downs.
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The Five-Year Plan Answer
An interviewer asks a candidate, "Where do you see yourself in five years?" The candidate replies, "Personally, I’d love to be a millionaire."
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Stuck in the Elevator
Two guys are stuck in an elevator. One says, "Do you think the buttons still work?" The other says, "I don’t know. Press the ‘Help’ button and see."
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The Monday Printer Breakdown
Why did the office worker panic? The printer jammed and it was Monday.
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The Coffee Budget Problem
I tried to save the company money by making my coffee last all week. They just called it “budget mismanagement.”
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Why Meetings Feel Like Time Travel
Why do meetings at work feel like time travel? They start in the past and end in the future!
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The Zoo Gorilla Replacement
A Famous gorilla at a zoo in Denmark died , conseqently the zoo started losing money , for He was a crowd puller.
To make matters worse , they have no natural population of Gorillas in Europe ,so they hired a man to act as a gorilla with a well crafted suit.
He entertained many and the profits were rolling in , one day though as he was performing his antics , He fell into the lion`s enclosure and started screaming for His life ... save me! ... save me! , then the lion slapped him and whispered in His ear stop or we'll both get fired.
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The Inbox Workout
My inbox is a treadmill set to panic.
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The Reply-All Mistake
Reply-all is the office version of stepping on a rake.
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Monday Brain Mode
On Monday, my brain boots in safe mode.
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The Deadline Strategy
Our team does not miss deadlines, we creatively reinterpret them.
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The Real Meeting Leader
The true leader in virtual meetings is the mute button.
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