The Calendar Factory Mistake
Why did the employee get fired from the calendar factory? He took a few days off.
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Why did the employee get fired from the calendar factory? He took a few days off.
I told my boss I needed a raise. He said I was already going too high.
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
I have a job crushing cans. It’s soda pressing.
My boss told me to have a good day... so I went home.
Why do accountants make good lovers? They excel at figures.
I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.
Why did the developer go broke? Because he used up all his cache.
Nothing ruins a Friday more than realizing it’s only Wednesday.
Why don’t programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.
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My inbox is a treadmill set to panic.
Reply-all is the office version of stepping on a rake.
On Monday, my brain boots in safe mode.
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