Eyebrow Surprise
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
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Seafood Diet
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
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Boomerang Fear
I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in constant fear.
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Indecisive Humor
I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not sure.
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Orange Ran Out of Juice
Why did the orange stop rolling? It ran out of juice.
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Split Personality
"I have a split personality," said Tom, being Frank.
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Cracking Egg Jokes
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
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Teach a Man to Fish
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
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Optometrist Lightbulb
How many optometrists does it take to change a lightbulb? Is it one or two? One … or two?
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Shoe Factory Fire
Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory? Unfortunately, many soles were lost.
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Computer Crash
I told my computer I needed a break, and it said 'No problem — I’ll crash.'
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Fruit Flies Like a Banana
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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