She said, "When I put it
She said, "When I put it in my mouth, do you want me to look into your eyes?"
I said, "Miss, just blow into the breathalyzer, please."
🔞 Adult Jokes
- Daily Joke
🔞 Adult Jokes
Mature audience humor.
😄 Community Jokes🐶 Animal Jokes🍺 Bar Jokes👨 Dad Jokes💻 Geek Jokes🌍 Geography Jokes🧒 Kids Jokes🚪 Knock-Knock Jokes⚡ One-Liners💼 Work Jokes🩺 Medical Jokes💞 Relationship Jokes👨👩👧👦 Family Jokes✈️ Travel Jokes🏛️ History Jokes🎭 General Jokes🤪 Silly Jokes🧠 Puns Jokes📚 School Jokes🎉 Holiday Jokes🍕 Food Jokes🏅 Sports Jokes🔞 Adult Jokes
More adult jokes with the same tone
If this one landed, the next few should feel like a natural follow-up. Adult jokes usually work best when they stay relatable, a little sharper, and easy to read in one sitting.
Alarm Clock Rivalry
My bed and I are perfect for each other. The alarm clock keeps trying to break us up....
Eight Hours Goal
I finally got eight hours of sleep. It took three days, but still....
Budget Meeting Takeout
We had a family budget meeting to cut expenses. Then we ordered takeout to save time....
A man’s walking home late at
A man’s walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows. “Twenty bucks,” she says. He’s never b...
Get one good joke in your inbox
If this page made you smile, let us send you the next one.
Join the Daily Joke newsletter and get a clean, quick joke of the day by email.
Ad