Doctor Sturgeon
What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy?
A sturgeon.
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UDP Joke
I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it.
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Canada's Loft Apartment
Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.
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The Farmer’s Rooster Showdown
A farmer buys a young rooster to replace his old one.
The young rooster struts in and says, “All these hens are mine now, old man.”
The old rooster smirks, “Maybe so… but tradition says the new rooster must prove himself. We wrestle, and whoever mounts the other in a compromising way wins. The winner takes the hens.”
The young rooster laughs, “Easy.”
They lock up in the dirt. The old rooster pretends to struggle, then lets the young one flip him and mount him.
Just then the farmer walks out, sees the young rooster on top, shakes his head, raises his shotgun and fires.
“Damn,” he mutters, “that’s the third gay rooster I’ve bought this year.”
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Healthy Anteaters
Why don’t anteaters ever get sick?
Their anty-bodies keep them healthy.
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Robot's Favorite Snack
What’s a robot’s favorite snack? Computer chips.
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Humble Equal Sign
Why was the equal sign so humble? Because it knew it wasn’t less than or greater than anyone else.
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