Doctor Sturgeon
What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy?
A sturgeon.
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UDP Joke
I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it.
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The Romantic Dinner Attempt
I tried to cook a romantic dinner. The smoke alarm was very supportive.
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Why Work Feels Like Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
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Canada's Loft Apartment
Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.
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Outstanding Scarecrow
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
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The Farmer's Rooster Showdown
A farmer buys a young rooster to replace his old one.
The young rooster struts in and says, “All these hens are mine now, old man.”
The old rooster smirks, “Maybe so… but tradition says the new rooster must prove himself. We wrestle, and whoever mounts the other in a compromising way wins. The winner takes the hens.”
The young rooster laughs, “Easy.”
They lock up in the dirt. The old rooster pretends to struggle, then lets the young one flip him and mount him.
Just then the farmer walks out, sees the young rooster on top, shakes his head, raises his shotgun and fires.
“Damn,” he mutters, “that’s the third gay rooster I’ve bought this year.”
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Kid Explains the Math Difference
A kid was sent home from school one day. Dad asks what for.
Kid says "Teacher asked what three times four is, and I said twelve."
Dad says "but that's correct."
Kid says " I know, but then she asked what four times three is."
Dad says " What's the fucking difference?"
Kid says "That's exactly what I said!'
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