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Work jokes hit differently when you have answered emails you did not want, joined calls that should have been messages, or stared at a spreadsheet long enough to question your life choices. Office humor works because almost everyone recognizes it immediately.

For people who have survived meetings

Work jokes hit differently when you have answered emails you did not want, joined calls that should have been messages, or stared at a spreadsheet long enough to question your life choices. Office humor works because almost everyone recognizes it immediately.

This category is a good place to decompress if your day already came with tabs, deadlines, and unnecessary urgency.

Why did the employee get fired from the calendar factory? He took a few days off.

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I told my boss I needed a raise. He said I was already going too high.

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How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

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I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.

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I have a job crushing cans. It’s soda pressing.

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My boss told me to have a good day... so I went home.

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Why do accountants make good lovers? They excel at figures.

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I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.

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Why did the developer go broke? Because he used up all his cache.

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Nothing ruins a Friday more than realizing it’s only Wednesday.

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Why don’t programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.

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If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

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Why did the janitor get promoted? He swept the board!

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They said dress for the job you want. Now I’m sitting in HR dressed as Batman.

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My workplace is like a software update. It always wants to restart when I just got settled.

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