Why did the employee get fired from the calendar factory? He took a few days off.

πΌ Work Jokes
Work jokes hit differently when you have answered emails you did not want, joined calls that should have been messages, or stared at a spreadsheet long enough to question your life choices. Office humor works because almost everyone recognizes it immediately.
For people who have survived meetings
Work jokes hit differently when you have answered emails you did not want, joined calls that should have been messages, or stared at a spreadsheet long enough to question your life choices. Office humor works because almost everyone recognizes it immediately.
This category is a good place to decompress if your day already came with tabs, deadlines, and unnecessary urgency.
I told my boss I needed a raise. He said I was already going too high.
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
My boss told me to have a good day... so I went home.
Why do accountants make good lovers? They excel at figures.
I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.
Why did the developer go broke? Because he used up all his cache.
Nothing ruins a Friday more than realizing itβs only Wednesday.
Why donβt programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.
They said dress for the job you want. Now Iβm sitting in HR dressed as Batman.
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