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Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don’t C#.

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What did the router say to the doctor? It hurts when IP.

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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don’t.

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Why did the physicist cross the road? To measure the chicken’s momentum.

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Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

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Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road? To get to the other slide.

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Why was the equal sign so humble? Because it knew it wasn’t less than or greater than anyone else.

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Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.

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What does a computer do when it's hungry? It has a byte.

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What’s a robot’s favorite snack? Computer chips.

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Why did the programmer quit his job? He didn’t get arrays.

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I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it.

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Why are math books always unhappy? Too many problems.

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How do you comfort a JavaScript bug? You console it.

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What’s a physicist’s favorite food? Fission chips.

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