🏅 Sports Jokes Jokes

Why are basketball players messy eaters?
Because they dribble.

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.

Which baseball player holds water?
The pitcher.

What goes all the way around the baseball field but never moves?
The fence.

What’s the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
One steals watches and one watches steals.

Why are baseball games at night?
The bats sleep during the day.

How do baseball players keep in touch?

They touch base every once in a while.

Why are hockey players so good at making friends?

They’re quick to break the ice.

What are the rules for zebra baseball?

Three stripes and you’re out.

What do you call a player that constantly misses slam dunks?

Alley Whoops.

How do hockey players kiss?

They pucker up.

What kind of tea do football players drink?

Penal-tea.

Why does a pitcher raise one leg when he throws the ball?

If he raises them both, he’d fall down.

Why couldn’t the defensive end pass any of his tests?

He was a tackling dummy.

Why was Cinderella bad in sports?

Her coach was a pumpkin and she ran away from the ball.