🚪 Knock-Knock Jokes Jokes

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke.

This is Bob.
Bob has no arms.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
It's not Bob.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No silly, cow says moooo!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice scream every time I see a scary movie!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut forget to say hello!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Wow! You’re excited too!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes a really bad joke.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go beep!