Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke.
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Knock-knock jokes are basically little comedy rituals. You already know the structure, which somehow makes the payoff even better when it is done right. They are corny, familiar, and still weirdly effective.
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Knock-knock jokes are basically little comedy rituals. You already know the structure, which somehow makes the payoff even better when it is done right. They are corny, familiar, and still weirdly effective.
This page is perfect when you want jokes that are short, classic, and easy to tell out loud.
This is Bob.
Bob has no arms.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
It's not Bob.
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No silly, cow says moooo!
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business.
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice scream every time I see a scary movie!
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut forget to say hello!
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Wow! You’re excited too!
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes a really bad joke.
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