🐶 Animal Jokes
Jokes about animals and pets.
A dog and a cat are having an argument about which is the favorite with humans.
The dog says:
- Humans like us more; they even named a tooth after us, the canine. Naming and important body parts proves they like dogs more.
The cat smiled and says:
- You know, you are not going to win this one
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