🐶 Animal Jokes
Jokes about animals and pets.
A burglar hears "Jesus is watching you" in a house. He finds a parrot: "Was it you?" Parrot: "Yes." Burglar: "What’s your name?" Parrot: "Clarence." Burglar: "Who named you that?" Parrot: "The same idiot that named the rottweiler Jesus."
If this one made you smile, the next few probably will too. Animal jokes are usually best when you can hop from one silly setup to the next without overthinking them.
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