Gorilla Rescue
A man sees a gorilla in his tree. Animal control comes with ladder, pit bull, and shotgun. The shotgun is explained: "Oh, thatβs for you in case I fall out of the tree instead of the gorilla."

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A man sees a gorilla in his tree. Animal control comes with ladder, pit bull, and shotgun. The shotgun is explained: "Oh, thatβs for you in case I fall out of the tree instead of the gorilla."
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