Lion Turns Christian
Two guys are chased by a starving lion. One prays: "Turn this lion into a Christian." They look back and see the lion kneeling, praying: "Thank you Lord for the food I am about to receive."
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🐶 Animal Jokes
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More animal jokes to keep the mood light
If this one made you smile, the next few probably will too. Animal jokes are usually best when you can hop from one silly setup to the next without overthinking them.
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The Farmer’s Rooster Showdown
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Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse....
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