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At Sunday dinner, Mom says, “Whoever does the dishes tonight will go straight to heaven.”
My little brother immediately says, “I’ll wash them!”
Mom smiles. “That’s so sweet, honey.”
He shrugs. “I just don’t want you to go first.”
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