Talking Tree
A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. 'You can't cut me down', the tree exclaims. 'I am a talking tree!' The man responds, 'You may be a talking tree but you will dialogue.'

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A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. 'You can't cut me down', the tree exclaims. 'I am a talking tree!' The man responds, 'You may be a talking tree but you will dialogue.'
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