A radio show asked people to

A radio show asked people to call in with words they made up

"Alright sir, what is the word you came up with?"

"Goan."

"How do you spell that?"

"G - O - A - N."

"Can you use that in a sentence?"

"Goan fuck yourself!"

The host disconnects the caller and profusely apologizes to the public.

They get several more callers, all being polite. A while later, another caller goes on.

"What's your word, sir?"

"Smee."

"How do you spell it?"

"S - M - E - E."

"Can you use that in a sentence?"

"Smee again, goan fuck yourself!"