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Dracula was on a date with a beautiful young woman. After a few glasses of wine she leaned in and said, “I know this is a bit forward, but… what’s your body count?”
Confused, he looked down at himself and said, “Well… it’s this thing under my head. Mostly bones and organs.”
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