🧒 Kids Jokes
Clean, fun jokes for kids.
Teacher: "Three ducks on a fence, shoot one, how many left?" Johnny: "None, they flew away." Teacher: "No, two, but I like your thinking." Then: "Three women with ice cream, which is married?" Johnny: "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you’re thinking."
If this one worked, the next few should be easy to pass along too. This section is best when you want simple laughs that still feel fun to read out loud.
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