Not Bob
This is Bob.
Bob has no arms.
Knock knock.
Whoβs there?
It's not Bob.
πͺ Knock-Knock Jokes
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πͺ Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock-knock and setup-punchline classics.
This is Bob.
Bob has no arms.
Knock knock.
Whoβs there?
It's not Bob.
If this one still worked on you, there are more where that came from. Knock-knock jokes are part of the fun because the format is familiar and the payoff still gets you anyway.
Knock knock. Whoβs there? Boo. Boo who? Donβt cry, itβs just a joke....
Knock knock. Whoβs there? Cow says. Cow says who? No silly, cow says moooo!...
Knock knock. Whoβs there? Tank. Tank who? Youβre welcome!...
Knock knock. Whoβs there? Nana. Nana who? Nana your business....
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