Fitness Tracker Honesty
My fitness tracker applauds me for walking to the fridge. Standards are low.

π©Ί Medical Jokes
Medical and doctor-themed humor.
My fitness tracker applauds me for walking to the fridge. Standards are low.
If this one landed, there is more of that clean setup-and-punchline style below. Medical jokes usually work best when they stay quick, playful, and easy to follow.
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A lady goes to the doctor complaining that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill,...
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