Ringing in My Ear
Patient: “Doctor, I have a ringing in my ear.”
Doctor: “Then whatever you do, don’t answer it.”

🩺 Medical Jokes
Medical and doctor-themed humor.
Patient: “Doctor, I have a ringing in my ear.”
Doctor: “Then whatever you do, don’t answer it.”
If this one landed, there is more of that clean setup-and-punchline style below. Medical jokes usually work best when they stay quick, playful, and easy to follow.
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