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The Wife’s Secret Skin Donation

A married couple was in a terrible accident, and the husband’s face was severely burned.

The doctor told him they couldn’t graft any skin from his own body because he was too skinny. His wife lovingly offered to donate some of her own skin.

However, the only suitable area was from her buttocks—a rather delicate matter.

They both agreed to keep it a secret, and the doctor promised not to say a word.

After the surgery, everyone was amazed by the man's transformation. He looked more handsome than ever!

Friends and family couldn’t stop complimenting his fresh, youthful face.

One day, deeply moved, he said to his wife, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I ever repay you?"

She smiled and replied,

"My love… I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."

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