✈️ Travel Jokes
Travel and airport jokes.
On a turbulent flight, the captain comes on the intercom:
“Ladies and gentlemen, we’re experiencing some bumps, but there’s no cause for alarm.”
A few minutes later, the plane jolts violently, and a passenger shouts, “Captain, are we going to crash?!”
The flight attendant says, “Sir, if I knew that, I’d be the captain.”
If this one worked, keep moving through the next few. Travel jokes tend to get better when you stay in that world of airports, road trips, luggage, and plans going slightly sideways.
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