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A guy walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm. His wife is lying on the bed reading a book.
He says: "This is the pig I fuck when you have a headache."
She says: " I think you'll find that's actually a sheep under your arm."
He says: " I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."
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