Johnny’s Daily Walk

Every day Johnny walks by the same group of prostitutes on his way to school. Every day they say "Hello" and wave their pinky fingers at him.

One day Johnny stops and asks, "Why do you always wave your pinky fingers at me?" One replies "Because that's how big we think your penis is."

The next day as he's walking to school, and the women say hello, waving their pinkies. Johnny turns to them, puts his fingers in his mouth and stretches it as wide as it will go, while saying "Hi ladies!"