Abyss You
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Abyss.
Abyss who?
I miss you too!
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Knock-knock and setup-punchline classics.
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More knock-knock jokes with familiar timing
If this one still worked on you, there are more where that came from. Knock-knock jokes are part of the fun because the format is familiar and the payoff still gets you anyway.
Boo Who
Knock knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke....
Not Bob
This is Bob. Bob has no arms. Knock knock. Who’s there? It's not Bob....
Cow Says Mooo
Knock knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? No silly, cow says moooo!...
Tank Who
Knock knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome!...
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